English joke

I went to a library and found a nice book named "Getting English skills by joke(『英語はジョークで身につける』)". There are a lot of funny jokes, so I'd like to recommend it to you.

I'll pick up 1 joke I like;

"Good news and bad news"

An angel appeared to a man.
Angel: Today I bring you good news and bad news.
Although he was very surprised and afraid, he still managed to ask the angel.
Man: What's the good news?
Angel: You will go to heaven.
Man: That's very good news. And what's the bad news?
Angel: You're going there right now.

a laugh makes you happy!